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Category: Football
Quarter Season Notes, New England Patriots Edition: Maye Still Alive; Peppers Might Be A Cokehead
Into the flood again…
Quarter Season Notes: New York Jets Edition – Jets Jetting, Again
With all the hockey hullabaloo down in Boston, we’ve been fairly distracted from football so far this season. The drama unfolding on Causeway Street was just too riveting (in a gut-wrenching, looming nightmare scenario kind of way) for us to pull our eyes away for more than a few minutes at a time. Now that… Continue reading Quarter Season Notes: New York Jets Edition – Jets Jetting, Again
Cowboys v. Giants Game Recap: Dak Gets His Groove Back As Cowboys Lasso Giants
That’s “Dad Prescott” to you, Danny Dimes…
Eagles vs. Falcons Recap: Falcons Swoop Into Philly; Toss Eagles Out Of Their Own Nest
“Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-“
SEAHAWKS V. PATRIOTS GAME RECAP: HAWKS DEFEAT PATRIOTS IN VAGUELY INTERESTING CONTEST
Maybe its just because we’ve gotten used to horribly timed, backbreaking red-zone turnovers…
Bills Stampede Into Miami, Harpooning Dolphins 31-10
Bills to Fish: “Stop acting like you’re as good as us!”
Joe Burrow Does Pats a Solid by Napping Through Season Opener
Joe Burrow is probably gonna have to stop sleeping in on the first day of school…
Top 10 Moments of the 2024 Offseason (in no particular order)
1. Listening to Aaron Rodgers’s fans trying to justify his unexcused absence from mini-camp by comparing his ayahuasca provider to the Pope. We are staunch libertarians on the matter, and even we aren’t buying this bullshit. Dudes, he skipped practice to go do some drugs. Just own it! We’re personally completely cool with Rodgers’s drug… Continue reading Top 10 Moments of the 2024 Offseason (in no particular order)
Patriots Fans Find Selves Trapped In Soundgarden Song
We have officially fallen on black days here in New England. The momentum generated by what we thought was a convincing victory over the Bills at home two weeks ago lasted a little less than halfway through the first quarter of Sunday’s matchup with the Miami Dolphins. With 1:48 left in the half, and within… Continue reading Patriots Fans Find Selves Trapped In Soundgarden Song