No one in New England would consider this to be the best of times, football-wise, but most fans would definitely agree that it has been the worst that we’ve all seen in a very long time. Foolishness, darkness, incredulity, and despair – we’ve had all of these in greater measure over the past couple of… Continue reading A Tale Of Two Quarterbacks
Author: Ava Sirocco
Belichick to DeVante Parker: “Why Can’t You Be More Like DeAndre Hopkins?!”
Belichick needs Parker to perform like Hopkins. Why can’t Parker just, like, do it?
Micah Parsons Offers Mathematical Proof That The Patriots Are Just As Good As The 49ers.
Cowboys linebacker Micah Parsons made some waves yesterday when he suggested, after getting their doors blown off 42-10, that the Dallas Cowboys were really the same caliber of team as the San Francisco 49ers. The Cowboys just needed to “reconsider some things,” Parsons explained, then “get together and fix some things.” What those “things” were… Continue reading Micah Parsons Offers Mathematical Proof That The Patriots Are Just As Good As The 49ers.
Bill O’Brien’s Offense is Definitely Better Than Matt Patricia’s – Here’s Why
We are now four games into the 2023-2024 NFL season, and closing in on number five. Impossible as it seems, we are nearly a third of the way through the season. It is fair then, at this point, to begin making some preliminary assessments. We believe that there is both good news and bad news.… Continue reading Bill O’Brien’s Offense is Definitely Better Than Matt Patricia’s – Here’s Why
Buffalo Bills to Sports Media: “The Greatest Who On The What Now?”
The sports media have been riding – and hyping – the Miami wave ever since the Dolphins dropped 70 on the Denver Broncos last week. Yes, those Denver Broncos. A team so atrocious that they let themselves get into a 21-point deficit against the Chicago Bears yesterday. Yes, those Chicago Bears, a team so atrocious… Continue reading Buffalo Bills to Sports Media: “The Greatest Who On The What Now?”
Lions to NFL: “We Can Hold Leads Now, Motherf@#&ers!”
We don’t want to speak too soon, but it may be a new era in Detroit. Thursday night, at Lambeau Field, the Lions jumped out to an early lead over the Green Bay Packers, dominating the scoreboard 27-3 by halftime. Normally, anyone familiar with Lions football would not have believed that the Packers had any… Continue reading Lions to NFL: “We Can Hold Leads Now, Motherf@#&ers!”
Sports Media Can’t Decide On Nickname For Joe Burrow
That’s it, we’ve had it. Monday night was the last straw. For three years now, we’ve had to sit through week after week of color commentators bumbling their way through some attempt at christening Joe Burrow with an official nickname. Because apparently, for some reason, they think he has to have one. His elite play,… Continue reading Sports Media Can’t Decide On Nickname For Joe Burrow
Patriots Can Stop Shooting Selves In Feet By Watching Bruce Lee
The Patriots need to Be Like Water…
Josh Allen to Jets: “Don’t Worry Guys – I Got This!”
Josh Allen’s compassionate performance saves the Jets after Rodgers blows his Achilles.
Patriots to NFL: “We’re…Almost Back, Baby!”
The New England Patriots’ scheduled loss against the Philadelphia Eagles turned into an unexpected nail biter Sunday evening as the Pats slowly but surely sprinkled themselves up inside the Eagles jock straps like itching powder. We don’t believe in so-called “moral victories” around here, but there are such things as “statement losses.” This was one… Continue reading Patriots to NFL: “We’re…Almost Back, Baby!”