- Last weekend (Week #3) I predicted three winners. Gary the Gambler also predicted three. So, despite not knowing who was playing who or where, I matched him.
- According to Gary the Gambler, I came out of the whole thing with a loss of £2.69. Which is none too shabby when you consider that I was blindly stumbling around in total darkness.
- Over the same period Gary walked away with £65 thanks to an accumulator win of £70 in Week #1, which even he described as “f**ing unbelievable”. He then started prattling on about QPR and I mentally closed the curtains.
- Overall Gary predicted 12 winners out of 15. I blindly guessed 6 out of 15. This means I was correct 40% of the time, whereas he hit the 80% mark.
So something of a hammering then? Well, not quite.
You see, thanks to this scheme I have now become one of the few people on earth to have thrown money at a bookmaker hoping to lose. Unknown to Gary – or anyone else for that matter – this whole gambling malarkey has actually been a sideways experiment.
- In Week #1, I chose teams who were newly promoted or likely to be firmly mid-table, plus one of the ‘big six’ (Chelsea, Southampton, Palace, Everton, Villa, Norwich). The result? One winner.
- In Week #2, I chose teams who were likely to be mid-table but possibly pushing for the Top 6, plus one of the traditional ‘big six’ (Newcastle, Everton, Swansea, West Ham, Liverpool). The result? Two winners.
- In Week #3, I chose teams who were all from the traditional ‘big six’ (Man City, Man Utd, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool). The result? Three winners.
As you can see I won more games every week. When you factor in that I was only gambling for a win and that some of the teams will have drawn, it shows that I have pretty much got the rough shape of the league table worked out without knowing more than a handful of results.
If I hadn’t then the pattern would be different. At the moment it is like this:
- Mid-table teams – 1 win
- High mid-table teams – 2 wins
- Top of the table teams – 3 wins
Obviously, this wouldn’t stand up in the eyes of a statistician, but it does at least prove that I know who has more chance of winning a footy match based on zero information. It also follows that if you ever want to be successful at footy gambling, you merely have to pick the top six every week.
That is, with one exception. The keen eyed among you will notice that I didn’t select Tottenham once. The reason is simple: even fans that watch Spurs week-in, week-out have no idea how they’re going to play. So what chance does a blind man stand? I’d need to be a psychic to pull that trick off.
That said, I’m guessing they’re either fourth or fifth and that Harry Kane is struggling to score as many as last season. They’ll have a rubbish away kit too.